1. Imagine after trying hard to send your daughter tothe higher institution and after her service, she came back to start telling you "Daddy, I calling you this morning, but your number doesnt gone
2. School life is so interesting that if you eat beans and egg during break.. Afterwards someone just farted. Immediately, all eyes on you
3. Banana is the only fruit that look like a man's part of the body.
If you know, you know
4. Watching the news with your dad is interesting until he asks you " who is even the minister of education?"
Ghen ghen, silent mode activated.,
5. In the future, I want to become a custom officer.
Don't ask me why, don't you know I like eating rice
6. This one that my neighbour's baby is rejecting her mom's breast milk. Is like she has detected that her father is shorting her ration
7. I saw a white kid eating amala and ewedu for the first time. The boy was like, "wow, the soup is elastic".

Which number made your day?