1. It's only when you are teaching your parents how to operate phone they respect you. You can even say, "Daddy help me fetch water and he'll go"
2. When doctors write prescription, you can't see it clearly, but when they write the bill, it's very clear.
3. I wanted to go for jogging before but when I remembered that Bible verse in Proverbs that says,"Only the wicked run when no one is pursuing them", I changed my mind instantly. i cannocomankeema
sef.
4. That moment when you lock your door to kill a snake and NEPA takes light, my brother just know that the Devil is using your life to test the new version of SUBWAY SURF.
5. Dangote lost N50m and is still breathing. I dunno where I kept my N500 and my chest aff start doing me sumhow
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6. I never believed Nigeria was hard until I saw my friend's father pricing school fees, "pls how much for only English and maths m"
7. It is only in Nigeria someone will be mixing two di3ferent trades together. Imagine someone selling food and eyeglass together.
8. This Buhari's Next Level has affected everyone to the extent that Babalawos now uses sign boards.
9. I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and found his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad wanted me to have sex with them. They insisted he won't say that, so I shouted; "Sir, both of them?" He said yes. That is when I had my revenge
10. Your boyfriend dumped you 2 weeks to his wedding, Baby don't feel sad, at least you made it to semi-finals
11. A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to his father-in-law,
"Your product is not matching my requirements"
The father-in-law replies,
"Warranty expired
Manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken