1. My pet Lion just told me to forget about trust because if they was trust, "Fishes won't be boiled by water" hmm am now settling my matter for zoo with my lion. #dangersignal.

2. All this Chinedu, how can you call police and say

Chinedu: Over over, people are following me now, I mean now.

Police: Calm down, how many people?

Chinedu: 35 people

Police: Where are you now?

Chinedu: Instagram
Police: May your matter be settled in Egungun Shrine 'Olodo'.

4. Things are hard my brother, Chioma's mother was eating Okpa and butter when I saw her today.. The matter is too hot for me please.

5. My doctor who is like Big show told me am getting huge and soon am gonna be fat... And I just said like you sir... He blocked me and refused to pick my calls. The matter is been settled in Southampton hospital new England now.

6.This matter must be settled immediately.

7. Potipher just lost all the p*nts she washed in their yard two days ago, today mike returned from nowhere with a Bentley Benz, throw part omo party scatter as matter reach CNN so Mike can explain about the p*nts. I will update u all later.

8. One big trailer don jam Egungun for express, we are still settling matters since two days ago.

9Lol.. This man needs a doctor to settle his matter.

10. Asha*o just called youth pastor "customer e don tey oo" for an evangelical night. #holymatter not my matter.

11. My good friend washed her clothes but couldn't hang it since morning, she is now is stretching machine for United states of Ajegune.. I will update everyone later.

12. Adamu use oga car make I'm go toast side chick, oga son catch am 'Na de matter we dey settle now'.

13. How can someone take passport and his legs will appear. Omo matter this is for Mathias because matterazzi don tire..