Q: A frog jumped into a pot of cream and
started treading. He soon felt something
solid under his feet and was able to hop out
of the pot. What did the frog feel under his
feet?
A: The frog felt butter under his feet,
because he churned the cream and made
butter.
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Q: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants
an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the
horse get to the apple?
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
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Q: If a blue house is made out of blue bricks,
a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks
and a pink house is made out of pink bricks,
what is a green house made of?
A: Glass
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Q: What goes up a chimney down but can’t
come down a chimney up?
A: an umberella
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Q: We see it once in a year, twice in a week,
and never in a day. What is it?
A: The letter “E”
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Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink
lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives
in the brown house. Who lives in the white
house?
A: The president!
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Q: They come out at night without being
called, and are lost in the day without being
stolen. What are they?
A: Stars!
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Q: How do you make the number one
disappear?
A: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”
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Q; What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age!